At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we might be getting the wrong idea about our alleged offenders. Enjoy.
19.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct, criminal nuisance
Well, there's clearly a teardrop coming out of one eye, and then there's some sort of unidentified goo dripping from the other.
18.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Easy, breezy, beautiful, Cover...man.
17.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Here's a guy who can probably swallow a Thanksgiving turkey whole.
16.)
Charges: Probation violation
Hey, here's a random question: Did Charlie Manson ever impregnate a woman?
15.)
Charges: Burglary, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of burglary tools, marijuana possession
Even gangstas get headaches.
14.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Street name: Abuela loca
13.)
Charges: Public sexual indecency, indecent exposure
Always wear a safety vest when erecting things in public.
12.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, criminal damage
Poor Iceman.
11.)
Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
Um, go D-backs.
10.)
Charges: False reporting to law enforcement, failure to show ID
HEY BABY WHERE YOU GOIN'?
9.)
Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, dangerous drugs for sale
Here's a tip: Tattoos on your second chin are hard to read.
8.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Never too early for Christmas carolers.
7.)
Charges: Shoplifting
Not-Really-That-Coolio
6.)
Charges: Exceeding 85 mph
Why so blue? (Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!)
5.)
Charges: Assault, criminal trespassing, failure to appear
"Dangerous," huh? Well, we assumed as much due to the fact that you had a face tattoo in the first place.
4.)
Charges: Armed robbery, trafficking stolen property, dangerous-drug possession, theft, possession of drug paraphernalia
It kind of looks like he's doing just that.
3.)
Charges: Failure to appear
Here's a guy who grows turnips out of his head.
2.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia
1 in 100 people: "Oh, that Clockwork Orange guy."
99 in 100 people: "Hey man, you got some shit under your eye."
1.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
