At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders show the ups and downs of jail life. Enjoy.
12.)
Charges: Shoplifting
Looks like someone picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
11.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
As if just one wasn't bad enough.
10.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
This is what aliens look like.
9.)
Charges: Burglary
Bad news: Looks like Charlie Manson escaped from prison.
Good news: Looks like they got him.
8.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
We've seen people who've won trips to Switzerland on The Price Is Right and looked less excited than this.
7.)
Charges: Shoplifting
What is any of this? Forceps next to his eye and fangs coming out of the eyes? A twisty-tie and upside-down sailboats? Inchworms and a trigonometry problem?
6.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, tampering with evidence, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, public sexual indecency, dangerous-drug possession
Taking a look at the photo and the charges, it kind of makes you wonder where he kept all the drugs during this, eh?
5.)
Charges: Criminal damage
#YOLO
4.)
Charges: DUI, striking a fixture on a highway
Frat level: 10/10
3.)
Charges: Forgery
Kind of looks like a raccoon died on his head . . . 30 years ago.
2.)
Charges: DUI
There are plenty of people out there with area codes on their necks to show where they're from, like "305" would mean someone's from Miami. The "928" is one that makes zero sense, since it covers three-quarters of the state. Arizona but not Phoenix or Tucson-area pride, brotha!
1.)
Charges: Shoplifting
