What to Give a Restaurant Critic: Serious Cleavage

I'm totally in love with this surprise gift a friend just gave to me. What could it be? The tiny matchbox promising "Serious Cleavage" had me intrigued . . ...

By Michele Laudig

October 5, 2010

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I'm totally in love with this surprise gift a friend just gave to me. What could it be? The tiny matchbox promising "Serious Cleavage" had me intrigued . . .

What? It's a miniature cleaver charm, dangling from a chain. Could there be a more fitting piece of jewelry for yours truly? Doubtful. I know a few lady chefs who'd dig one of these as well.

(Another commentary on one's rack could perhaps be a little rack of ribs or lamb? Ha! Maybe I should get into the food jewelry biz.)

No surprise, my friend found it at Frances, which has become my go-to place for accessories.

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