5 Disgusting Foods That Will Make You Eat Healthy In the New Year

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Eat more holiday flavored Pringles? I'd rather have shingles.

Once you pop, there is a definite line where the fun should stop. Pringles completely jumped the shark this season with the launch of three not-so-wise flavors: cinnamon sugar, pumpkin spice, and worst yet, white chocolate peppermint. In what seems like a desperate attempt to stay new and exciting, this novelty brand of tube chips ended up with the culinary equivalent of malpractice.

Eat all three of these limited-time only products and you'll rue the day you ever ventured into the realm of progressive potato chips.

Epic Meal Time: taking the things you love and destroying them.

We don't know a single person high enough to enjoy the monstrosities coming out of the Epic Meal Time kitchen. From Tex-Mex Indian and Breakfast Pizzas, to Cinnaburgers and Meat Cereal, this site is nothing but bowel shaking regret and heart attacks. What's worse is that not only will their culinary monstrosities make your stomachs turn, they'll also ruin the image of perfectly good ingredients in your kitchen.

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