Just when you thought corporate marketing goons, er, "geniuses" couldn't stoop any lower, this little gem shows up in local Fry's grocery stores:
Yeah, we know. Creepy.
|Yay! You can even make conjoined twins.|
Now, it wouldn't be fair of us to mercilessly mock this healthy *cough* vitamin-packed product without a taste test, so the Chow Bella staff sucked it up and tried a few at our last meeting. They were actually pretty tasty, with a tangy fruit flavor that resembled Kool-Aid. Plus, they were fun to play with.
Not the most innovative product ever, but the couple of bucks you'll pay for these little guys sure beats the $40 or more you'll pay to stuff a bear's ass and dress it up like Carmen Miranda, an Anime character or a geriatric golfer.