According to the Family Radio billboards scattered around town, "the Bible guarantees" that this Saturday, May 21 will herald the return of the Savior and spark a chain of events that ends with our total annihilation in October.
In preparation for Judgment Day, Citizen Public House in Scottsdale is hosting The Last Supper, a night of gluttony and indulgence featuring The Aguacalypse (braised short rib chilaquiles with fig mole sauce), Holy Hand Grenades of Calabacita and $8 Armageddon dogs.
If we're destined to die in October anyway, why bother choking down a healthy effing salad?
The Last Supper takes place this Friday, May 20, from 10 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. on Judgment Day. Halos and/or horns are optional, but welcome.