I haven't visited San Diego in a long time, not since I was a little girl. The zoo is what I remember most about the trip, the children's section in particular. Color slides from the family archives substantiate my memories. Lights, please?
Slide one. Here I am, four years old, pixie haircut, impish grin, standing in the goat-and-tortoise exhibit.
Slide two. I attempt conversation with a tortoise. Behind me, the goats begin their approach. Notice how they seem mesmerized by the pompom trim dangling from my summer top.
Slide three. You can't see much of me in this one. I'm totally besieged by nanny goats nibbling my midriff. My family insists I'm still laughing at this point, but I can only take their word for it, since this is the last slide. My guess is they stopped photographing when my giggles escalated to shrieks.
I ask you, could there be any more conclusive evidence of direct psychological cause and effect between early childhood experience and later adult behavior? In light of this traumatic "goat incident," can you possibly call it coincidence that I nibble for a living and have a dining accomplice called Goat?
I didn't think so. It makes sense, then, that I ask Goat to accompany me on my first jaunt to San Diego in three decades. It seems only fitting. Goat is mucho fun on a road trip, and besides, he's sort of permanently on vacation at the moment.
Our stay will extend for five nights, overlapping the Fourth of July at the neon-new Pan Pacific hotel. My working plan is to explore the "alternative" side of San Diego dining--the side Arizonans rarely see in print.
Right up front, I'll admit I have preconceived notions about the quality of dining in San Diego. Since California's second-largest city is such a popular vacation spot for Valley residents, I expect it to be very white-bread, eatingwise. You know, Franchise City.
I am dead wrong.
No sooner do I peruse the Yellow Pages in our hotel room than I realize San Diego is much more than Phoenix-by-the-Sea. Why, it looks to be a veritable melting pot of ethnically diverse influences; an eater's paradise! I'm wrong about that, too, of course.
San Diego dining has its ups and downs, just like any other city. We have some good meals and some not-so-good meals. Fortunately, we hit a roll in the beginning, with two great meals back to back. I'll tell you about those in detail, and summarize my epicurean disappointments at the end. Whatever you do, do not miss the opportunity to eat Ethiopian food, Ethiopian-style, at Blue Nile Restaurant. What a trip! We're talking no utensils here, a fact I let Goat grok for himself. "Oh, no," he says, panicked. "Aren't they gonna bring us any silverware?" No, they're not, which makes this meal all the more charming, I think.
In terms of ambiance, Blue Nile lies somewhere between Mrs. White's Golden Rule Cafe and a funky coffee house. The decor is modest but comfortable. A wooden trellis over the center of the square room creates an intimate feeling. Seated in our booth behind a curtain of brown and tan wood beads, we have privacy but do not feel closed off.
The patrons here are eclectic and include Ethiopian expatriates, middle-aged couples and women with babies. The service is decent. The vibes are good. The food is even better.
Our samosa appetizers are deep-fried pastry triangles filled with either mildly spiced lentils or spicy ground beef. They are very good and very hot. We have no trouble eating them sans fork and knife. They are the perfect self-contained finger food.
Our main course is more daunting. It is an altar of food, a feast for the eyes and imagination. Our waitress brings us a large shallow bowl, eighteen inches across. It is lined with injera, a thin, spongy unleavened bread, like a cross between a tortilla and a crepe, that's made from teff, or millet flour. Arranged in piles on the injera's surface are our salads, our cooked vegetables and our entrees.
Additional injera, cut and rolled, is served in an attractive coil-weave basket. These pieces of traditional Ethiopian bread will transport food from platter to mouths. Actually, it's not too difficult. I learn by watching other diners, and Goat, who is dismayed at first, learns from me.
This is how you do it: 1) Unroll some injera and rip off a small piece; 2) grab some spicy meat and salad with the injera in the same way you'd pick up a doughnut with a sheet of waxed paper; 3) pop the whole thing into your mouth and enjoy. This is an ingenious and ecological approach to eating if ever there was one. Our two entrees are quite different from each other. Koulwa resembles an African version of fajitas without the sizzle: small morsels of beef grilled with green pepper, onion and tomato. Some of the beef is a bit chewy, but I would still recommend this dish, especially for novices at nonutensiled eating. It's easy to manage.