Stupid TV. I bask in your glow for hours, hang on your every image, and break commitments with friends so I can stare into your one, giant, flickering eye, and you repay me with a commercial about a fast-food chain's burger hawked by a D-list reality TV star eating it on the beach? Shame on you, TV! Bad TV!
Let's take another look:
Sure, it's unbelievable. Sure, it's exploitive. Sure, I like pineapple. All right, TV, I'll try it. I can't stay mad at you anyway.
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SHOW ME HOW
Check out this week's Fry Girl, when I don the Teriyaki Burger at Carl's Jr. Another piece of meat or a burger worth bursting out of your bikini for?