It Came From My Cupboard: Feeling Salty

by Robrt L. Pela

Here's a friendly note to my friends and family: Stop buying me salt shakers. I'm done collecting them. I have 136 of them now, and that's enough. So, seriously, enough already.

Thanks.

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Robrt L. Pela has been a weekly contributor to Phoenix New Times since 1991, primarily as a cultural critic. His radio essays air on National Public Radio affiliate KJZZ's Morning Edition.
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