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Ronald McDonald (Statue) Kidnapped by Food Liberation Army in Finland!

Yesterday, while we Americans were wolfing down our Big Mac's, Chicken McNuggets, Happy Meals, and the like, in Finland, a group calling itself the "Food Liberation Army" kidnapped a Ronald McDonald statue from a local Mickey Dee's. Until their questions regarding quality assurance and production of McFoodstuffs are answered by McDonald's Corporation, the group is holding poor Ronald hostage and has threatened that they will "execute" the beloved clown of fast food if their questions are not answered by next Friday at 6:30 p.m. And you thought Taco Bell had problems.

Maybe when you're the most sparsely populated country in the European Union, weird viral videos are just your way of saying, "Hiya!" to the rest of world.

See the actual kidnapping after the jump.

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Laura Hahnefeld
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