The book of Proverb may state that mankind should "be not among drunkards or gluttonous eaters of meat," but the one place we'll be at when Jesus comes a-calling is this legendary institution that's built its reputation on sumptuous steaks and high-octane cocktails. After splurging on a pricey 48-ounce porterhouse, some Florida stone crab, and a few dirty martinis, five-to-one, you won't mind the hefty bill. Lest ye forget, you can't take it with you.
Better get in line now if you hope to partake in one of Chris Bianco's ballyhooed pizzas before Saturday dawns, as there's likely going to be a huge line of folks wanting one last bite of his gourmet round pies. Built upon paper-thin delicious crust and covered with such delights as roasted onions and fennel sausage, they're practically a slice of heaven.
There's nothing more wholesome than an old fashioned family recipe, which is exactly what's behind Larry White's mouth-watering combo of chicken fried up in a golden seasoned batter with buttery waffles covered in rich butter and maple syrup. The restaurateur learned the recipe from his beloved grandmother, the matron behind the equally delicious repast over at Mrs. White's Golden Rule Café.
Measuring around 10 inches tall and contains more saturated fat than the entire menu at McDonalds, this Aaron May-created monster of a burger consists of a half-pound slab of Angus beef topped with onions, bacon, and cheddar and bookended by grilled cheese sammies. You'll probably need multiple brews to wash this beast down, with the upshot being a nice beer buzz before saying farewell to thy mortal coil.
Man vs. Food host Adam Richman described this 22-inch Big Unit hot dog, which is housed within a ginormous baguette, as "beef behemoth." He ain't kidding, especially when it comes to the "Bases Loaded" variant that's named after the Travel Channel star and contains twice as many toppings, including fiery chili, jalapeños, sauerkraut, and plenty of bacon.
Damon Brasch has been offering salvation to Valley veg-heads for years with a menu filled with meatless masterpieces. Chief among his creations are the buffalo wings, which consist of huge chunks of imitation chicken (that could easily be mistaken for the real thing), which are slathered with tongue-teasing and piquant sauce. And for those wanting one last sinfully sweet treat, try the vegan-friendly Tsoynami and it's flavorful combination of soy-based soft serve and chocolate sauce, as well an nuts and coconut.
Wrapped in a melt-in-your-mouth tortilla and containing a warm concoction of spicy chorizo, cheddar cheese, potato, and refried beans, Carolina's popular Oaxaca Special is practically to die for and cheap enough ($3.75 each) to leave some change to give to any homeless folk you might encounter in the parking lot. You never know, God himself might be watching and any good deed couldn't hurt.