I'd like an order of deep-fried pickles with blue cheese, some fried sweetbreads with green goddess dressing, a Texas beef brisket combo, and a side of cornbread with molasses.
However, as much as the brazen phallic reference cracks me up, I'm not sure I want to order The Johnson (a chocolate-covered frozen banana). I mean, they might as well have Penis Pops on the dessert menu.
(Want to get a sneak peek of the full menu at Big Earl's BBQ, which is officially opening on February 5? Read on . . . )
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