The Amy's Baking Company shit show is drawing out Phoenix's cast of characters like moths to the flame. It's probably only a matter of time until Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Russell Pearce get involved.
After the ABC Kitchen Nightmares disaster (or could it actually be a blessing in disguise?), Valley PR man Jason Rose announced via press release that his company will be overseeing a "grand re-opening" of the Scottsdale restaurant.
And if that wasn't enough to make your head explode, the Reverend Jarrett Maupin will be emceeing the event, according to recent announcements Rose made on Twitter.