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The Very Tall Should Be Spliced, in This Week's "Guess That Gadget"

See if you can guess today's gadget and check back next week for the answer, and to see if you've won a most-awesome prize.

Here are a few shots at this week's trickster, add yours to the comment box below:

- 3-Way Home Pregnancy Test
- Mini Plastic Sword-Keeper
- My First Gene-Splicing Kit

What the heck was this?
Find out last week's answer after the jump.

Answer: Cutting Board for Tall Cooks

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