This week: Fried Sweetbreads served up by Big Earl's BBQ.
The Ick Factor: Sweetbreads are an intriguing and mysterious offal bit that you would probably skip right past on a menu. Like its equally sneaky cousin, headcheese (who doesn't like cheese?), sweetbreads are neither sweet or made of bread. Instead, they're the thymus glands from calves. How many glands do you regularly consume in your daily diet? We're guessing that the answer is between ziltch and zero, which is unfortunate because sweetbreads are clearly the king of the offal realm.
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The Offal Choice: Nuggets of fried sweetbreads, nestled in a basket with a side of green goddess dressing for dipping, served up by Big Earl's BBQ.
Tastes Just Like: Chicken nuggets. Honest to goodness chicken nuggets, with none of the weird, mechanically-separated strangeness that can sometimes characterize nuggets of questionable origin. Their mild meaty flavor and firm texture make sweetbreads an ideal introduction for newbies interested in expanding their offal palate.
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Sweetbreads have a miscellaneous meaty flavor that isn't readily defined as beef, pork, or chicken. They tend to have more of a mild, white-meat flavor than a more robust dark-meat offering. The texture of sweetbreads is really where this offal shines. Sweetbreads have a toothsome and meaty bite to them that is wholly unlike some of the more gelatinous and jiggly offal meat on the market, making sweetbreads the other, other white meat.
You Know It's Cooked Improperly When: Sweetbreads need to undergo a pretty rigorous soaking and trimming process, given that they were once funky glands pumping hormones. Sweetbread preparation includes soaking (to rid the 'breads of their offal funk), blanching (to firm up those glands), and trimming (to get rid of any weirdness). Skip any of these steps and consume at your own risk.
Always been a DIY-er? Southern-fried sweetbreads are just one way to prepare these glands, which also go well with a variety of French-sauces. Hunt down a butcher for the best odds of scoring fresh sweetbreads, which can consist of the long and thin thymus gland, or the much larger and more oval pancreas.
Know of some offal that we just have to try? Let us know in the comment section.