La Comida: One buttered and toasted telera (a specific type of soft Mexican roll also known as bolillo) sandwiches thin-cut breaded beef (milanesa), sliced pork (puerco), a rectangle of ham (jamon), chorizo, bacon, sliced hot dogs, melty white cheese, fried eggs, avocado, tomato, jalapenos, onions and escabeche!
With potato chips on the side, natch.
El Sabor: We're just lucky that we had a partner in crime and three little carnivores (dogs) at the ready to finish off any meaty bits our poor gullets couldn't handle. For eight bucks, this torta could potentially last for more than three meals. Or after the novelty has worn off, toast up a new telera and scavenge the ravaged remains of your sandwich to create at least two or three more manageable meals.
For the less intrepid, Tortas El Rey also has a variety of other delicious offerings that will not test your intestinal fortitude. Their carne asada and milanesa are both excellent choices. And a bottle of Mexican coke, or a tall glass of horchata (lightly sweetened rice milk drink) never hurt anybody.
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