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  Ex-Sheriff Joe 'I Was Duped' Arpaio Is Mentally Unfit for U.S. Senate

  August 6 at 2:05 p.m.

  "He mentioned Trump and gold — I thought he was talking about a gold shower," Arpaio explained.

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  Why Are You So Afraid? They're Our Children, for What It's Worth

  March 25 at 7:51 p.m.

  Our nation's youth make an impassioned plea for gun control, but what are we to do until that happens?

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  Canal Rescue: A Puppy Found and Car Keys Lost

  March 19 at 5:15 p.m.

  We named him Johnny, for Johnny Weissmuller, because he was such a strong swimmer. I guess that dates us.

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  No Cartoon Joke: Dreamers Are Just Like Us – Except They Commit Fewer Crimes

  February 12 at 7:01 a.m.

  Oh, sure, what liberal think tank came up with this statistic? You might be surprised.

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  Arizona, Say Goodbye to Baseball's Chief Racist, Wahoo, During Spring Training

  February 5 at 7:30 a.m.

  And as for the Redskins, well, they can go to Hail.

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  Hey, Governor Ducey, While You're Visiting Phoenix Day School for the Deaf ...

  January 23 at 7:20 a.m.

  Phoenix New Times' tour of the facility left a lot of unanswered questions. Do you mind asking them again for us?