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By Steve Jansen

Published on March 20, 2008 at 4:00am

Police blotter: 1:18 a.m. January 16, 2008. A stabbing took place outside of Uncle Monkeys in Mesa. Suspect fled the scene in a teal Geo Storm. Word is that dude sucked ass in the bar’s Tuesday-night Guitar Hero Tournament and went apeshit (okay, we made up that last part). So if you dare, hit up Monkeys, where Hero winners can claim drink tickets and prizes. We’ll be playing at home.
Tue., March 25, 2008