Gustavo Arellano

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  • 9 days ago

    Why do white people love Marco Rubio and cry at his speeches? Rubio was in my town selling his vision for America mierda to his gabacho constituency, and they drank it up like Tía's fresh jamaica. They laughed, they cried, they wondered why...

  • 9 days ago

    My most beloved niece married a boy of Mexican extraction. I am very fond of him, but he and his family hold us all at arm's length. It's very difficult to get close and has made me back off. My niece has told me that his mother "doesn't like whit...

  • 15 days ago | News

    I work with mostly young, progressive, educated white folks at an institution of higher education in Southern California. The other day, I mentioned buying a shirt that reads "Illegal immigration started in 1492." We had a good laugh and my co-wor...

  • 22 days ago | News

    Why do Mexicans make up such glaringly obvious lies? Like this galán who had his sister call me and said it was really him, with a cold. Or my friend who pretends to be traveling around the world but is really sending e-mails from his mothe...

  • 29 days ago | News

    Why do Mexican men have thicker hair than Caucasian men? Because I've seen more Mexican men with thicker hair and a lot more of it than Caucasian men. Why? Is it because it runs in the genes? (I am only asking about hair on the head, not body hair...

  • 1 month ago | News

    Do Mexicans know that if just one of their grandparents was born in Spain, they could emigrate immediately not just to Spain, but also any other country in the European Union? I know this is not an option for a lot of Mexicans, but it certainly se...