TWIST OF FETA

Greekfest, 1940 East Camelback, Phoenix, 265-2990. Hours: Lunch, Monday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.; Dinner, Monday through Thursday, 5 to 10 p.m; Friday and Saturday, 5 to 11 p.m.; Sunday, 5 to 9 p.m. For individuals, biology is destiny. Gender, intelligence, height, musculature, temperament–each of us has to…

TO SERVE AND PROTEST

There is a certain kind of white-male face–leathery, long, hollow-cheeked and often mustachioed–that immediately suggests evil petty authority. Many such faces are in evidence among the actors who play the cops in The Glass Shield, a melodrama about police corruption from the unfortunately obscure writer-director Charles Burnett. The air in…

HOUSE CREEPER

Sister My Sister is based on a celebrated criminal case from provincial France in the early ’30s–the same case on which Genet based his play The Maids. Scripted by Wendy Kesselman, adapting her play My Sister in This House, and directed by Nancy Meckler, the movie has plenty of lurid…

IDYLL ROMANCE

The Postman, a film by a Brit director, based on a Chilean novel and starring an Italian, is an example of a genre that’s become highly popular on the art-house circuit. It might be called the Paradisaical Film, or the Vicarious Vacation Picture–an easygoing romantic period piece set in a…

SECOND HELPINGS

Dish Jockey: When you eat out as often as I do, a dish has got to be pretty good to make you sit up and notice. Here are some that have caught my attention over the past few months: Ahoi phannee at Malee’s on Main, 7131 East Main, Scottsdale–This addition…

QUASI-NO-NO

There have been many versions of Victor Hugo’s classic melodrama The Hunchback of Notre Dame, several of them captured on film. Most memorable is the 1923 silent film starring “the man of a thousand faces,” the legendary Lon Chaney as Quasimodo. The hunchback received a voice in the brilliant 1939…

PRINGLES äBER ALLES

I came home one night last week and there were two German girls in my house. One was sleeping on the living-room couch. The other was in the backyard drinking one of my Rolling Rocks. And when I say German girls, I mean as in “from Germany.” Monika and Katrin,…

FLASHES, 8-10

A Big Day for Tree-Hugging Squirrels The University of Arizona has absorbed another blow to its ten-year effort to build the world’s largest optical telescope on Mount Graham in southeastern Arizona. The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has rejected the university’s appeal of an April ruling requiring UofA to…

CLOSE TO THE VESPA

The mad scientist of scooterdom is a little guy in shorts by the name of Bob Darnell. In truth, he is not so little–maybe five feet nine or ten, possibly five feet eight, he’s not exactly sure–but he seems small in the diminutive, oil-spattered world he’s created from an old…

FEAST AND FAMINE

The Restaurant, the Ritz-Carlton, 2401 East Camelback, Phoenix, 468-0700. Hours: Lunch, Monday through Saturday, 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Most of us nine-to-fivers look forward to the lunch break, but not because it’s the day’s culinary high point. Rather, it’s our only chance to get out of the office, an…

SKELETON CREW

The French-Canadian Denys Arcand has been directing films since the early ’60s, but he first attracted the attention of this country in the mid-’80s with The Decline of the American Empire and Jesus of Montreal. Both were gab fests set among Canadian intelligentsia–academics in the former, avant-garde actors in the…

GRANT’S TOMB

Even without the indignity of having his mug shot taken wearing that wretched JC Penney shirt–which his fashion-model girlfriend probably regards as his most grievous transgression–there would be reason enough to feel badly for Hugh Grant these days. His new movie, Nine Months, though it appears to be chugging along…

BRIGHTON BEACH MISERIES

As Little Odessa has a topnotch cast and promising subject matter, there probably will be a few art-house masochists willing to convince themselves that it’s good. But it’s about as boring a movie as I’ve seen all year. It’s set among the Russian-Jewish gangsters in the title community in Brooklyn’s…

SURF ON TURF

Oyster Grill, 455 North Third Street (Arizona Center), Phoenix, 252-6767. Hours: Lunch and Dinner, 11 a.m. to 1 a.m., seven days a week. Most people in the Valley have moved here from someplace else. And sometimes they have a hard time letting go of the past. Why else would they…

SECOND HELPINGS

Sea Fever: Today’s review of Il Pescatore got me thinking about ethnic seafood. If you’re looking to go beyond grilled salmon or sauted scallops for more provocatively prepared ocean fare, check out these places: * C-Fu Gourmet, 6438 South McClintock, Tempe, 831-8899. Perhaps the Queen of Valley ethnic seafood. Most…

AGGRESSION SESSIONIT’S GLOVES OFF FOR KUKQ “ANTIFEST”

With “alternative” music festivals proliferating like intestinal bacteria, Saturday’s “KUKQ Fest 1995” is trying to be something different: “A duel in the fucking desert.” At least, that’s how “antifest” evil genius and KUKQ program director Jonathan L. describes his latest brain child, which features dual headliners Circle Jerks and Skankin’…