MY MOTHER, THE CARNIVORE

Species is a sci-fi horror picture that’s good for a few laughs because, first of all, it’s atrocious, and, secondly, because it has an unbecomingly obvious psychological subtext. This movie made by men is about, to put it crudely, bitches in heat. A la the three Alien films, the monster’s…

SURELY, THEY JOUST

Without seeing First Knight again–which I’m in no rush to–I can’t be sure, but I thought I heard King Arthur say, “Nope.” Somebody asks a question of Arthur, played by Sean Connery, and he responds in the negative by saying “nope.” If I heard wrong, then my apologies to Connery,…

MYSTERY DATE

“It’s like a Hollywood B-movie,” mutters the main character of A Pure Formality of his situation. Well, it is and it isn’t. Hollywood B-pictures rarely–occasionally, but rarely–have the visual beauty or atmosphere of this Italian production, and very few pictures have actors of the caliber of this film’s leads, Girard…

SECOND HELPINGS

Class Act: Stung by a negative review, restaurant proprietors react the same way most people do when criticized: They get angry, defensive and hostile. Not Derick Macdonald, general manager at Red Lion’s swanky La Posada resort. After I bashed brunch there, Macdonald wrote me a letter responding to the review…

FLASHES

At Least It Wasn’t Larry Everyone knows GOP supermouth Newt Gingrich and his half-sister, Candace, are politically incompatible. An occasional mention of cyberspace aside, the House speaker generally supports his party’s ultraconservative wing. Candace, of course, is active in gay-rights issues and groups. Despite those differences, the Gingrich siblings had…

MEETING ON THE MIND

A committee of criminal justice and mental health experts met regularly last year as the debate over Ardrey McFarland’s legal fate raged. The sessions did not always go smoothly. “There are so many angles on this,” says Superior Court Judge Robert Myers, who chaired the committee for a time. “We…

THE RULE 11 REVOLVING DOOR

The Rule Dave Alt faced the prisoner at Madison Street Jail. “You made a mistake, dude, a big, big mistake,” Alt told Jimmy Lee Luman in the fall of 1993. “You won’t beat her. Not in your dreams. You might beat the system. But she’s gonna haunt you until the…

THE ART OF ZEN LUNATICS

It’s 10 a.m. and Terry Garvin of Zen Lunatics is cuckoo. For the munchy, crunchy, chocolatey taste of Cocoa Puffs, that is. It’s an addiction that has reared its sugary head only in recent years. “I didn’t eat breakfast cereals for the longest time because they would depress me. I…

NORTHERN EXPOSURE

8700, 8700 East Pinnacle Peak Road, Scottsdale, 994-8700. Hours: Dinner, 6 to 10 p.m., seven days a week. It’s not very easy to interest Phoenicians in a July auto trip, unless the car is headed to San Diego. But I just visited a couple of distant north Valley eating spots…

A NOVEL APPROACH TO MANAGEMENT

Not too long ago, an employee at the Arizona State Compensation Fund was questioned under oath during legal proceedings against the fund. Some of the questioning dealt with the work atmosphere inside State Fund headquarters. At one point, the questioning turned to The Firm, a film about a seemingly respectable…

SCHOOL’S OUT IN ROOSEVELTBOWING TO PRESSURE FROM NEIGHBORS, PHOENIX ELEMENTARY BOARD OVERTURNS PLAN TO BUILD A NEW SCHOOL NEAR DOWNTOWN

Another attempt to develop property in the historic Roosevelt neighborhood has been rejected. The proposed project was a new, expanded campus for Magnet Traditional School, the brightest star in the Phoenix Elementary School District, a school whose students score better on national tests than their district counterparts, and better than…

RETRO ROCKET

The extent to which real life has surpassed the science fiction that many of us read as kids can be quite disorienting. Director Ron Howard’s new film Apollo 13 is an epic true-life space odyssey, and it’s also a period piece. The central character, Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks), is one…

STRANGE CREW

In Search and Destroy, Griffin Dunne plays Martin, a wormy little bush-league promoter in Boca Raton, Florida. The town’s name translates as “Mouth of the Rat,” and Martin does seem like something that crawled out of such a place. He owes thousands in back taxes, he’s on the outs with…

SECOND SERVE

Marco Polo Supper Club, 8608 East Shea, Scottsdale, 483-1900. Hours: Dinner, Sunday through Thursday, 5 to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 5 to 11 p.m. When it comes to watching summertime television reruns, you know just what you’re going to see: the exact same show you saw the first time…