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I solemnly swear not to mention Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story during the writing of this piece.
Starting . . . now.
When describing an adult-dodgeball affair, it’s de rigueur to reference the 2004 flick. I mean, come on. But if AZ Dodgeball founder Sam Pewitt wants to play coy (the Vince Vaughn/Ben Stiller smash isn’t noted once on the Web site), we’ll play along.
Pewitt told New Times he formed the league because d-ball wasn’t officially represented here in Arizona, but was popular in his home state of Washington. He garnered a lot of press during the inaugural season of 2006, ’cause his tale had a couple of irresistible hooks: 1) competition is held in the gym at Phoenix’s Army National Guard Armory; and 2) adult-dodgeball fever was then sweeping the nation in the wake of the still-recent release of The Movie Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned.
Well, the first blush of romance has long faded – the press’s with the novelty of grownups pelting each other with large crimson spheres, the moviegoing public’s with a four-year-old movie – but Pewitt’s league thrives. Go figure.
The new season continues on Thursdays and Tuesdays for 11 weeks. That’s a long haul and a lot of whizzing red balls, but bet the mortgage on last season’s champs to repeat. Why? The Wild Turkeys – the East Germans of AZ Dodgeball – compiled a 10-0 record and stomped the snot out their closest competitors in total points.
So, class, what kind of story will it be if some other team trounces the Turkeys? You know — the slingshot and the giant? The defenders of the Alamo? The cartoon dog with the cape? Anyone?
Okay, well, you’re on your own. I’ve taken an oath.
Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6:30 p.m. Starts: June 26. Continues through Sept. 2, 2008
