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Artist: Ariel Pink’s Haunted GraffitiTitle: Before TodayRelease date: June 8Label: 4AD
With an audacious mouthful of a name like Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, how could this band’s debut record be anything but entertaining and occasionally thrilling yet also showy, confounding, and just plain weird?
Apparently, Ariel Pink is a cult favorite who’s made a career out of his home-recorded oddball folk-pop. Now, he’s got a full band, who has helped him flesh out some previously recorded songs.
As the title of the record might indicate, these songs don’t sound like they were recorded anytime in the past 25 years. Most of them fall into two categories: the vaguely psychedelic, pre-prog feel-good shit you heard in the early ’70s by bands with names like The Sunshine Brigade; and early ’80s cornball easy listening (I think the kids today call it “yacht rock”), especially the kind that would show up in a montage from some terrible Reagan-era romantic comedy. Last week, after I listened to Before Today for the first time, I found myself at home singing “Cool Night,” the 1982 ‘Lude-tastic hit by Paul Davis. I knew it was because of this Ariel Pink record.
But let it be noted that Pink’s take on this style of music (I’m sure his parents were real groovy) doesn’t strike me as ironic — well, most of the time, anyway. It’s too arty and lovingly produced to be kitschy. But it’s also jokey in places, especially in absurd song titles like “Hot Body Rub” and “Butt-House Blondies” (“Butt-House blondies / She used to be so 16 / Now she loves that she can read”), and “Menopause Man” (“Make me menstrual, menopause man / Rape me, castrate me, make gay / Lady, I’m a lady from today”).
A lot of it is kinda inane like that. Then Pink goes full-on cheese in a breathy, slinky Alan Parsons Project-meets-Hall & Oates ditty called “Can’t Hear My Eyes,” in which Pink breathily sings “I can’t hear my eyes / They don’t speak, they’re just spies . . . I want a lady as beautiful as a sunset on a strip / Light auburn, and hips that don’t care / Really makes me tick.” Whoa.
This music will be off-putting to a lot of folks. For one, it sounds like it’s being played on a worn-out cassette tape. For another, Pink as a vocalist seems distant, maybe too smart for his own good, daring the listener to like him.
So, after five complete listens, I still don’t know what to think about this record. I’ve been thinking about it a lot, so perhaps it’s done its job. Perhaps I’ve been sucked in because I remember the soft rock of the old days so well, and it’s nothing more than a nostalgia trip.
Pink is definitely a unique talent. But I have a hunch that once the novelty of Before Today wears off, even the record’s many fans in the critic community won’t have much use for it. And in five years — hell, maybe even next year — it will essentially be unlistenable. We’ll all be singing “Cool Night” a lot longer than we will “Hot Body Rub.”
Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti – Beverly Kills by musicmule
Best song: The closing track, “Revolution’s a Lie.” It’s the least representative of what’s happening throughout Before Today. It reminds me of early PiL or the amazing Austin band The Big Boys.Rotation: MediumDeja vu: Listening to some obscure comp of even more obscure bands, while drinking wine from a box and watching The Love Boat reruns with the sound off.I’d rather listen to: Sebadoh’s The Freed Weed, from the gloriously unironic year of 1990.Grade: B
“Nothing Not New” is a yearlong project in which New Times editorial operations manager Jay Bennett, a 41-year-old music fan and musician, will listen only to music released in 2010. Each Monday through Friday, he will listen to one new record (no best ofs, reissues, or concert recordings) and write about it. Why? Because in the words of his editor, Martin Cizmar, he suffers from “aesthetic atrophy,” a wasting away of one’s ability to embrace new and different music as one ages. Read more about this all-too-common ailment here.
The “Nothing Not New” Archives
June 8 — Against Me!: White Crosses (C)June 7 — Blitzen Trapper: Destroyer of the Void (B-)
June 4 — The Melvins: The Bride Screamed Murder (B-)June 3 — Crystal Castles: Crystal Castles II (B-)June 2 — The Cool Kids: Tacklebox (B-)
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May 21 — Woven Bones: In and Out and Back Again (B-)May 20 — Band of Horses: Infinite Arms (B-)May 19 — Sleigh Bells: Treats (D-)May 18 — The Black Keys: Brothers (B+) May 17 — LCD Soundsystem: This Is Happening (A-)
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April 16 — Frightened Rabbit: The Winter of Mixed Drinks (B+)April 15 — Coheed and Cambria: Year of the Black Rainbow (D-)April 14 — Foxy Shazam: Foxy Shazam (D, later changed to a B)April 13 — MGMT: Congratulations (B+)April 12 — Odds ‘n’ Sods: Robyn Hitchcock, RJD2, Scorpions, and More
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March 26 — Eddy Current Suppression Ring: Rush to Relax (C+)March 25 — Let’s Wrestle: In the Court of the Wrestling Let’s (B)March 24 — Goldfrapp: Head First (D)March 23 — She & Him: Volume 2 (A-)March 22 — Broken Bells: Broken Bells (C+)
March 19 — Locksley: Be In Love (B)March 18 — jj: jj no. 3 (C-)March 17 — Xiu Xiu: Dear God, I Hate Myself (D+)March 16 — Drive By Truckers: The Big To-Do (B-)March 15 — April Smith and the Great Picture Show: Songs for a Sinking Ship (C)
March 12 — The Morning Benders: Big Echo (C+)March 11 — Black Rebel Motorcycle Club: Beat the Devil’s Tattoos (B)March 10 — Acrassicauda: Only the Dead See the End of War (C-)March 9 — Titus Andronicus: The Monitor (B+)March 8 — Ted Leo and the Pharmacists: The Brutalist Bricks (A)
March 5 — Liars: Sisterworld (A-)March 4 — Gorillaz: Plastic Beach (A-)March 3 — Johnny Cash: American VI: Ain’t No Grave (B+)March 2 — High on Fire: Snakes for the Divine (C)March 1 — Joanna Newsom: Have One on Me (C)
Feb. 26 — Freeway & Jake One: The Stimulus Package (D)Feb. 25 — Past Lives: Tapestry of Webs (B-)Feb. 24 — Shout Out Louds: Work (B)Feb. 23 — Brian Jonestown Massacre: Who Killed Sgt. Pepper? (B+)Feb. 22 — Shearwater: The Golden Archipelago (D+)
Feb. 19 — The Strange Boys: Be Brave (B+)Feb. 18 — Tindersticks: Falling Down a Mountain (A)Feb. 17 — Lightspeed Champion: Life Is Sweet! Nice to Meet You (C-)Feb. 16 — Adam Green: Minor Love (B-)Feb. 15 — Juliana Hatfield: Peace & Love (B+)
Feb. 12 — Massive Attack: Heligoland (C-)Feb. 11 — The Watson Twins: Talking to You, Talking to Me (C-)Feb. 10 — Hot Chip: One Life Stand (B+)Feb. 9 — You Say Party! We Say Die!: XXXX (B+)Feb. 8 — Allison Moorer: Crows (B)
Feb. 5 — Joe Pug: Messenger (C)Feb. 4 — The Soft Pack: The Soft Pack (A)Feb. 3 — Polysics: Absolute Polysics (B-)Feb. 2 — Pierced Arrows: Descending Shadows (A-)Feb. 1 — The Brunettes: Paper Doll (B-)
Jan. 29 — Basia Bulat: Heart of My Own (C)Jan. 28 — Priestess: Prior to the Fire (B)Jan. 27 — The Magnetic Fields: Realism (B)Jan. 26 — Four Tet: There Is Love in You (D)Jan. 25 — Delphic: Acolyte (C+)
Jan. 22 — The Hot Rats: Turn Ons (B+)Jan. 21 — Los Campesinos!: Romance Is Boring (A-)Jan. 20 — Midlake: The Courage of Others (D-)Jan. 19 — Laura Veirs: July Flame (B+)Jan. 18 — Beach House: Teen Dream (C)
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