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Artist: Best CoastTitle: Crazy for YouRelease date: July 27Label: Mexican Summer
And the award for most insufferable indie-pop star of 2010 goes to . . . the singer of Best Coast, Bethany-something-or-other.
I’d heard a lot of good things about the debut full-length by this California garage-pop act, and this record is not without its merits: There are a handful of catchy tunes on Crazy for You, and the band’s pop sensibilities (unrefined though they are) warrant keeping an eye on Best Coast’s musical development. And I admired the abandon with which the rhythm section bashes away on the uptempo songs.
But one can take only so much one-note whining in a 34-minute pop record.
The lovesick, drenched-in-reverb crooning of poor, lonely Bethany (the range-less singer sounds like what Neko Case must have sounded like at 14 years old) is tiresome, at best, and outright grating, at worst. Longing is a tried-and-true topic in pop music, but that’s the only thing Bethany seems to be singing about. That and marijuana.
Weed’s okay, but it’s really not that interesting. Singing about weed (how it freaks her out, how it makes her lazy, how even a whole bunch can’t stop her from longing) is yawn city. Here’s some news for Bethany: Drinking and cocaine are what make things (whether they be tragic or comic) happen. I’d like to suggest that Bethany cut back on smoking pot and, perhaps, drink more whisky — something more adult. And get out more, hang out in bars ’til closing time, date other people (I hear those online services have worked wonders for people), maybe get in a self-destructive relationship. Then, she can sit back and watch the songs get better and better.
At the risk of this post devolving into a hey-you-kids-get-the-hell-off-my-lawn rant, I have to say this record is simply chock-full of Age of Entitlement/Echo Boomer bullshit. Dig these lyrics from “Goodbye” (musically, my favorite song on the disc): “I lost my job / I miss my mom / I wish my cat could talk / Every time you leave this house, everything just falls apart . . . Well, I don’t love you / And I don’t hate you / I don’t know how I feel . . . And nothing makes me happy / not even TV or a bunch of weed / Every time you leave this, everything just falls apart.” Yeah, life’s tough, Bethany. Try not to become profoundly depressed when shit doesn’t go exactly your way.
As I alluded to earlier, you can plug those lyrics into 80 percent of the songs on Crazy for You and you wouldn’t know the difference. What’s that Oscar Wilde quote? “Youth is wasted on the young.” That’s our Bethany.
Resist, kids, resist.
Best Coast – Goodbye by thenitevisions
Best song: “Goodbye”Rotation: Low — tunefully catchy as some of Crazy for You is.Deja vu: Meticulously sculpted lo-fi, a stylistic convention that has reached its tipping point already. Maybe someone will bring back real lo-fi in 2011.I’d rather listen to: The Dum Dum Girls’ I Will Be. Or The Runaways’ Japanese Singles Collection.Grade: D+
“Nothing Not New” is a yearlong project in which New Times editorial operations manager Jay Bennett, a 41-year-old music fan and musician, will listen only to music released in 2010. Each Monday through Friday, he will listen to one new record (no best ofs, reissues, or concert recordings) and write about it. Why? Because in the words of his editor, Martin Cizmar, he suffers from “aesthetic atrophy,” a wasting away of one’s ability to embrace new and different music as one ages. Read more about this all-too-common ailment here.
The “Nothing Not New” Archives
July 23 — Vitamin String Quartet: Performs Lady Gaga (C)July 22 — The Books: The Way Out (B+)July 21 — Francis and the Lights: It’ll Be Better (C)July 20 — Secret Cities: Pink Graffiti (D)July 19 — Sun Kil Moon: Admiral Fell Promises (C-)
July 16 — Odds ‘n’ Sods: Liz Phair, Steel Train, Kylie Minogue, and moreJuly 15 — Mystery Jets: Serotonin (B+)July 14 — Authority Zero: Stories of Survival (C+)July 13 — Danger Mouse & Sparklehorse: Dark Night of the Soul (B+)July 12 — Crowded House: Intriguer (B)
July 8 — Ty Segall: Melted (B+)July 7 — Pierce the Veil: Selfish Machines (D-)July 6 — 13 Must-Hear Songs from the First Half of 2010
July 2 — Katzenjammer: Le Pop (B)June 30 — Wolf Parade: Expo 86 (B-)June 29 — Scissor Sisters: Night Work (B+)
June 24 — Foals: Total Life Forever (D+)June 23 — Pernice Brothers: Goodbye, Killer (A-)June 22 — The Roots: How I Got Over (B+)June 21 — Danzig: Deth Red Sabaoth (D)
June 18 — The Chemical Brothers: Further (B+)June 17 — Eyes Set to Kill: Broken Frames (C)June 16 — Devo: Something for Everybody (B+)June 15 — The Gaslight Anthem: American Slang (C-)June 14 — Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Mojo (C)
June 11 — Odds ‘n’ Sods: The Dig, The Cringe, Delta Spirit, Stereo Total, and moreJune 10 — Gemma Ray: It’s a Shame About Gemma Ray (A-)June 9 — Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti: Before Today (B)June 8 — Against Me!: White Crosses (C)June 7 — Blitzen Trapper: Destroyer of the Void (B-)
June 4 — The Melvins: The Bride Screamed Murder (B-)June 3 — Crystal Castles: Crystal Castles II (B-)June 2 — The Cool Kids: Tacklebox (B-)
May 27 — What Cheer? Brigade: We Blow You Suck (D)May 26 — Stone Tempe Pilots: Stone Temple Pilots (C)May 25 — Karen Elson: The Ghost Who Walks (C+)May 24 — Damien Jurado: Saint Bartlett (B)
May 21 — Woven Bones: In and Out and Back Again (B-)May 20 — Band of Horses: Infinite Arms (B-)May 19 — Sleigh Bells: Treats (D-)May 18 — The Black Keys: Brothers (B+) May 17 — LCD Soundsystem: This Is Happening (A-)
May 14 — Odds ‘n’ Sods: CocoRosie, Natalie Merchant, The Sadies, and moreMay 13 — Male Bonding: Nothing Hurts (B)May 12 — Flying Lotus: Cosmogramma (B-)May 11 — The Dead Weather: Sea of Cowards (A)May 10 — The National: High Violet (B+)
May 7 — Shapiro: Shapiro (C)May 6 — Gogol Bordello: Trans-Continental Hustle (C-)May 5 — Broken Social Scene: Forgiveness Rock Record (A-)May 4 — The New Pornographers: Together (B-)May 3 — The Hold Steady: Heaven Is Whenever (A-)
April 30 — Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings: I Learned the Hard Way (A)April 29 — Hole: Nobody’s Daughter (D+)April 28 — Odds ‘n’ Sods: Toro y Moi, Merle Haggard, Freedy Johnston, and moreApril 27 — Unnatural Helpers: Cracked Love & Other Drugs (B+)April 26 — Harlan T. Bobo: Sucker (A-)
April 23 — Roky Erickson and Okkervil River: True Love Cast Out All Evil (A-)April 22 — Caribou: Swim (D)April 21 — The Apples in Stereo: Travellers in Space and Time (C-)April 20 — Jakob Dylan: Women + Country (D+)April 19 — Cornershop: Judy Sucks a Lemon for Breakfast (C)
April 16 — Frightened Rabbit: The Winter of Mixed Drinks (B+)April 15 — Coheed and Cambria: Year of the Black Rainbow (D-)April 14 — Foxy Shazam: Foxy Shazam (D, later changed to a B)April 13 — MGMT: Congratulations (B+)April 12 — Odds ‘n’ Sods: Robyn Hitchcock, RJD2, Scorpions, and More
April 9 — Murder by Death: Good Morning, Magpie (B-)April 8 — Harlem: Hippies (C+)April 7 — Slow Club: Yeah, So (B)April 6 — Black Francis: NonStopErotik (B+)April 5 — Growing: Pumps! (F)
April 2 — Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs: Medicine County (B)April 1 — Dum Dum Girls: I Will Be (A-)March 31 — The Dillinger Escape Plan: Option Paralysis (B+)March 30 — Local Natives: Gorilla Manor (B)March 29 — The Bird and the Bee: Interpreting the Masters: Hall & Oates (C)
March 26 — Eddy Current Suppression Ring: Rush to Relax (C+)March 25 — Let’s Wrestle: In the Court of the Wrestling Let’s (B)March 24 — Goldfrapp: Head First (D)March 23 — She & Him: Volume 2 (A-)March 22 — Broken Bells: Broken Bells (C+)
March 19 — Locksley: Be In Love (B)March 18 — jj: jj no. 3 (C-)March 17 — Xiu Xiu: Dear God, I Hate Myself (D+)March 16 — Drive By Truckers: The Big To-Do (B-)March 15 — April Smith and the Great Picture Show: Songs for a Sinking Ship (C)
March 12 — The Morning Benders: Big Echo (C+)March 11 — Black Rebel Motorcycle Club: Beat the Devil’s Tattoos (B)March 10 — Acrassicauda: Only the Dead See the End of War (C-)March 9 — Titus Andronicus: The Monitor (B+)March 8 — Ted Leo and the Pharmacists: The Brutalist Bricks (A)
March 5 — Liars: Sisterworld (A-)March 4 — Gorillaz: Plastic Beach (A-)March 3 — Johnny Cash: American VI: Ain’t No Grave (B+)March 2 — High on Fire: Snakes for the Divine (C)March 1 — Joanna Newsom: Have One on Me (C)
Feb. 26 — Freeway & Jake One: The Stimulus Package (D)Feb. 25 — Past Lives: Tapestry of Webs (B-)Feb. 24 — Shout Out Louds: Work (B)Feb. 23 — Brian Jonestown Massacre: Who Killed Sgt. Pepper? (B+)Feb. 22 — Shearwater: The Golden Archipelago (D+)
Feb. 19 — The Strange Boys: Be Brave (B+)Feb. 18 — Tindersticks: Falling Down a Mountain (A)Feb. 17 — Lightspeed Champion: Life Is Sweet! Nice to Meet You (C-)Feb. 16 — Adam Green: Minor Love (B-)Feb. 15 — Juliana Hatfield: Peace & Love (B+)
Feb. 12 — Massive Attack: Heligoland (C-)Feb. 11 — The Watson Twins: Talking to You, Talking to Me (C-)Feb. 10 — Hot Chip: One Life Stand (B+)Feb. 9 — You Say Party! We Say Die!: XXXX (B+)Feb. 8 — Allison Moorer: Crows (B)
Feb. 5 — Joe Pug: Messenger (C)Feb. 4 — The Soft Pack: The Soft Pack (A)Feb. 3 — Polysics: Absolute Polysics (B-)Feb. 2 — Pierced Arrows: Descending Shadows (A-)Feb. 1 — The Brunettes: Paper Doll (B-)
Jan. 29 — Basia Bulat: Heart of My Own (C)Jan. 28 — Priestess: Prior to the Fire (B)Jan. 27 — The Magnetic Fields: Realism (B)Jan. 26 — Four Tet: There Is Love in You (D)Jan. 25 — Delphic: Acolyte (C+)
Jan. 22 — The Hot Rats: Turn Ons (B+)Jan. 21 — Los Campesinos!: Romance Is Boring (A-)Jan. 20 — Midlake: The Courage of Others (D-)Jan. 19 — Laura Veirs: July Flame (B+)Jan. 18 — Beach House: Teen Dream (C)
Jan. 15 — Charlotte Gainsbourg: IRM (B)Jan. 14 — OK Go: Of the Blue Colour of the Sky (D)Jan. 13 — Eels: End Times (A-)Jan. 12 — Spoon: Transference (B)Jan. 11 — Editors: In This Light and On This Evening (D+)
Jan. 8 — Surfer Blood: Astro Coast (B+)Jan. 7 — Yeasayer: Odd Blood (C-)Jan. 6 — Cold War Kids: Behave Yourself EP (B+)Jan. 5 — Vampire Weekend: Contra (D+)Jan. 4 — Texas Tornados: Está Bueno! (B)
Jan. 1 — Scanners: Submarine (B-)
