Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: It Doesn’t Feel That Great to Be a Gangsta

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, it doesn’t feel that great to be a gangsta. Enjoy!

10.)

Charges: Armed robbery, theft of transportation
Sweet mustache.

9.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
America’s Bicentennial!

8.)

Charges: Armed robbery, narcotic-drug sales, aggravated robbery, possession of drug paraphernalia
Especially people who have that tattooed on their faces.

7.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, theft of transportation
Are those Pringles on your forehead?

6.)

Charges: Theft of transportation, dangerous-drug possession, unlawful flight from a law enforcement vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia
Okay.

5.)

Charges: Failure to comply with a court order
Educated guess: If you have a face tattoo that says “boss,” you’re nobody’s boss.

4.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, vehicle operation violation
SAMCRO!

3.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, narcotic-drug possession for sale, narcotic-drug transportation, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession for sale, and more
If you have it printed on your shirt, you probably don’t have it in your pocket.

2.)

Charges: Burglary, criminal trespassing
Hey man, Cosby sweaters are definitely out right now.

1.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, open container of liquor in vehicle
-People who make you want your mommy.

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