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We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries:
Valley Fever:
    Obama Degree From ASU Still Denied, ASU Decides, But Criticism Leads to Namesake Scholarship
Teacher in Middle of Violent Love Triangle; Cops Looking Into Relationship With Students
Feathered Bastard:
    Joe Arpaio Writes Al Sharpton a Letter, Burns Through a Crate of Crayons in Process					
Up on the Sun: 
    Zombies, Crochet, and The Loveblisters Over the Weekend
Wilco Is Coming . . . to Tucson
Chow Bella:
    Caffiend: Dutch Bros. ER-911
Monday Night Martha: Dutch Baby Pancakes
Slide Show:
    Freak Shows and the Undead at the Zombie Ball