Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: The ’90s Called

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, the 1990s called, and it wants its styles back. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Probation violation
High fashion in the ’90s — a patterned button-up shirt left completely open.

9.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
The middle-part mushroom top — an absolute classic.

8.)

Charges: Probation violation
Business was booming for L.A. Looks’ lines of hair gel.

7.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, dangerous-drug transportation, illegal control of an enterprise, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, manufacturing or distributing an imitation controlled substance, criminal simulation, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of a prescription drug, driving on a suspended license
That’s certainly a Chicago Bulls jersey, and almost certainly a Michael Jordan jersey.

6.)

Charges: Armed robbery
Is that not a little green alien from Toy Story?

5.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, burglary
Lady Coolio?

4.)

Charges: Not available
Gut feeling: This guy listens to Creed.

3.)

Charges: Burglary, theft of transportation
Looks like someone’s going to be late to the Counting Crows concert.

2.)

Charges: Marijuana violation
The multi-colored mohawk is really a timeless cut.

1.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, dangerous-drug possession for sale, dangerous-drug transportation, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to pay a fine
Typical Amy Winehouse.

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