Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Things Gone Wrong

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, all of our alleged offenders have something gone wrong. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Trafficking stolen property, shoplifting
Just in case you were thinking about licking this guy, don’t do it.

9.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
We’re not sure how this is even possible, but these two people, with matching bio-hazard tattoos, do not appear to be related.

8.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug violation, indecent exposure, possession of drug paraphernalia
It’s like a wife-beater of human fur.

7.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Hippies Gone Bad, Volume 6

6.)

Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, possession of drug paraphernalia
Oh boy, he’s gonna have to put in his curler tonight.

5.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia

4.)

Charges: Possession of marijuana
Guess where this guy’s from!

3.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Have fun trying to sleep tonight.

2.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
New look: Eyebrows that look like Clark Gable’s mustache.

1.)

Charges: Assault
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH