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Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Reggie VV, you are the proud winner of this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.
On
Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an
appropriate caption for the above photo of presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, Arizona Senate President Russell Pearce, and Congressman Trent Franks.
We picked the five best reader
captions and put it to a vote.
See all the entries here.
Reggie VV stole the show with the following:
The United State Geological Survey announced today that due to the
confluence of three dopes, the Salt River ran backwards for the first
time in recorded history.
Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to Reggie VV — to
retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm
Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East
Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James
King any time after 1 p.m.