Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Tattoos of Children’s Artwork

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, our alleged offenders all have tattoos that appear to be based on children’s artwork. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving on a suspended license
Go Cardinals. Woo.

9.)

Charges: Probation violation
In case you didn’t know, a Great White Shark is about half the size of a human woman.

8.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, dangerous-drug possession, theft of transportation, probation violation
For such a horribly drawn clown, that’s still really creepy.

7.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
It’s, um, some things.

6.)

Charges: Forgery
Some stars shooting out of a geographically incorrect scribbling of Texas?

5.)

Charges: Probation violation
WHAT IS ANY OF THIS?

4.)

Charges: Theft, shoplifting, failure to appear
And it’s backwards.

3.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Someone’s bringing home a C- in calligraphy.

2.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, disorderly conduct
I mean, that’s pretty good for a fifth-grader.

1.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
It takes a while to see this one. At first, it looked like maybe someone farting in tall grass, until we noticed it’s actually an eagle with testicles for a beak, poking his head through a fence.

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