Who Has the Dumbest Valley-Pride Face Tattoos?

The 4th Avenue Hotel (read: jail) had two visitors this weekend who just love their Valley hometowns.So much so, apparently, that they both got the cities' respective logos tattooed on their friggin' heads.Moses Ulloa, a fan of Glendale and "Murdercopa County," and Vicente Valles -- who's a fan of Tempe...
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The 4th Avenue Hotel (read: jail) had two visitors this weekend who just love their Valley hometowns.

So much so, apparently, that they both got the cities’ respective logos tattooed on their friggin’ heads.

Moses Ulloa, a fan of Glendale and “Murdercopa County,” and Vicente Valles — who’s a fan of Tempe and Arizona State University — joined 480-lovin’ Johnny Shane McNeel in the upper echelon of moronic Valley-related face tattoos.

Here are the photos of our contestants:

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  • Moses Ulloa
  • Vicente Valles
  • Johnny Shane McNeel, a.k.a. “Irish” (Thanks to Native Guns for pointing that out.)

Cast your vote for the worst below:


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