Audio By Carbonatix
John Pinette divines his comedy inspiration from water parks, waiting in line, and buffets. His latest special was I’m Starvin’ — which gives you an idea where he’s coming from after his previous CD, Show Me the Buffet. Pinette’s trimmed down his size, but not his attitude.
New Times: You’re an expert on buffets — who has the best?
Pinette: It’s a tie between the Wynn and the Bellagio in Las Vegas. When I think of these, I can hear the angels singing. I have a different buffet philosophy than I used to. Buffets are for special occasions. I abstain from most buffets, due to health reasons and restraining orders.
NT: You used to be an accountant — were you a funny accountant?
When news happens, Phoenix New Times is there —
Your support strengthens our coverage.
We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If New Times matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.
Pinette: I had no business being an accountant. In my brief stint as an investor accounting specialist, my job primarily was to distract the auditors with my humor.
NT: A ticket to your show is $20, plus a two-drink minimum. How much does that come out to per laugh?
Pinette: It varies on the night. I assure you, I consistently strive for the most laughs per dollar.
Thu., Sept. 17, 8 p.m.; Fri., Sept. 18, 8 & 10 p.m.; Sat., Sept. 19, 8 & 10 p.m.; Sun., Sept. 20, 8 p.m., 2009
