Just Score, Baby

The NFL-champion New York Giants finished 14th out of 32 teams in scoring. Yaaaaawn. The San Antonio Spurs, reigning NBA overlords, are averaging 95.8. Blaaaaah. Our Arena-league pinball wizards, the Arizona Rattlers, won their March 1 opener 63-62. Scooooore! And continued satisfaction is guaranteed thanks to the team’s historic playoffs-or-full-refund...
By Clay McNearMarch 20, 2008
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The NFL-champion New York Giants finished 14th out of 32 teams in scoring. Yaaaaawn. The San Antonio Spurs, reigning NBA overlords, are averaging 95.8. Blaaaaah. Our Arena-league pinball wizards, the Arizona Rattlers, won their March 1 opener 63-62. Scooooore! And continued satisfaction is guaranteed thanks to the team’s historic playoffs-or-full-refund promissory note to its season-ticketholders.

Fri., March 21, 7 p.m., 2008

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