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In today’s example of why your office mates aren’t that loud, annoying, or totally neurotic, a 36-year-old accountant in Brazil has officially won the right to watch porn … and masturbate in the office.
Ana Catarian Bezerra has a chemical imbalance
that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality — a condition that can only be cured by downing a tranquilizer cocktail, and flicking her bean (at the office) at least eighteen times a day.
Bless the Brazilian courts, she can now do both on the clock.
