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Cape Fear–De Niro poisons pooch
Cujo–St. Bernard catches rabies, terrorizes people, dies gruesomely
Dances With Wolves–Dog killed by evil Pawnee; wolf Two Socks killed by evil white soldiers
Desperate Living–Dog run over by lesbians on crime spree
Eye for an Eye–Dog doused with hot coffee by Kiefer Sutherland
A Fish Called Wanda–Three terriers dispatched: one snatched by big black snarling dog, one run over, one crushed by falling box
Jaws–Dog plays fetch, becomes great white’s catch
Lady in a Cage–Dog run over in opening titles to set the film’s tone
Mondo Cane–Documentary about dining on dog meat
My Life As a Dog–Dog “sent away,” troubled youngster eventually assumes dog’s identity, barking in Swedish subtitles
National Lampoon’s Vacation–Aunt’s pooch dragged behind Griswold station wagon on cross-country trek
Rear Window–Sweet little dog dies mysteriously; his owner wails to neighbors, “Did you kill him because he liked you?”
Theatre of Blood–Robert Morley unwittingly eats his beloved poodles, à la Shakespeare’s Titus Andronicus
Whatever Happened to Aunt Alice?–Dog endures beatings and an attempted burning by Geraldine Page
Where the Red Fern Grows–Irish setter killed by puma; its heartbroken mate goes on fatal hunger strike
–M. V. Moorhead
