Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

If you’re looking for a few conversation starters on the tree or for a few priceless reactions from friends and in-laws, look no further than XGen’s line of Pornaments. 
The line of ornaments, described as “festive, phallic fun,” are crafted from hand-blown glass and are all about 6 inches.
We’ll leave the puns to you. 
Check out our five favorite pornaments (with gift tag suggestions) after the jump …  

5.ST. NICHOL-ASS To: Your mother in-lawFrom: Your evil sister in-law 

4.HOLIDAY RUSH (DISC)
To: Your girlfriendFrom: Your cat

3.HO HO HUNG
To: Your GrandmaFrom: Santa

2.HO HO HO
To: Your Pervy UncleFrom: Your Other Pervy Uncle

1.MISTLE BLOW

To: YourselfFrom: Who cares? 

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