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If you’re looking for a few conversation starters on the tree or for a few priceless reactions from friends and in-laws, look no further than XGen’s line of Pornaments.
The line of ornaments, described as “festive, phallic fun,” are crafted from hand-blown glass and are all about 6 inches.
We’ll leave the puns to you.
Check out our five favorite pornaments (with gift tag suggestions) after the jump …
5.ST. NICHOL-ASS To: Your mother in-lawFrom: Your evil sister in-law
4.HOLIDAY RUSH (DISC)
To: Your girlfriendFrom: Your cat
3.HO HO HUNG
To: Your GrandmaFrom: Santa
2.HO HO HO
To: Your Pervy UncleFrom: Your Other Pervy Uncle
1.MISTLE BLOW
To: YourselfFrom: Who cares?
