Quick and Dirty

Anytime you talk about ass-grabbing, hooking up, or just straight-up boning, you’re going to attract an audience. How do you think the writers at Night & Day keep this gig?

The folks at Space 55 Theatre totally get it, too. To celebrate the month of romance, they’re putting on our favorite kind of theater – one that’s not dinner-table appropriate. Namely, 7 Minutes in Love, which features various seven-minute acts related to love, sex (no, not live fornication), and all of those delicious dirty things. If you get bored or offended, just do as you do in bed: Take it like a bitch . . . it’ll all be over in seven minutes, anyway.

Sat., Feb. 7, 9 p.m., 2009