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Between oversize coats, fall shades of gray and emerald, and ladylike layers of leather, there’s plenty to keep you clothed (and stylish) this season. But there are three trends so sad and unflattering that we’d rather you go naked than partake in their unfortunate popularity.
See also: Hunger Games Clothing Line to Launch on Net-a-Porter
Muppet Coats
Miss Piggy is right up there with Beyonce if we’re talking HBIC role models. But skinning a Henson character to make your coat just seems cruel.
Slouchy Pants
It’s tragic that skinny jean backlash has resulted in an unequivocally offensive shape. Welcome to fat pants: They look good on exactly nobody.
Rounded Shoulders
Speaking of slouchy, Igor, your posture means nothing if we can’t even tell where your shoulders are (or if they even exist).
