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Shiver we timbers? We think not. The Arizona Diamondbacks’ lumber — formerly wee twigs — has finally started to smoke, and we don’t expect that a bunch of third-rate Johnny Depps like the Pittsburgh Pirates will have much to say about dousin’ the flame. As if, ye lowly sea dogs.
