We're Doomed: The New iPad vs. HK53 Assault Rifle (Video)

We’re Doomed: The New iPad vs. HK53 Assault Rifle (Video)

It was only a matter of time before an angry gun-owner realized his recent splurge on the new iPad was in vain. Richard Ryan, from Sherman Oaks, California, might blame the increased weight, the limited availability, the poor wi-fi connection, or the release of games specifically designed for cats on...

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It was only a matter of time before an angry gun-owner realized his recent splurge on the new iPad was in vain.

Richard Ryan, from Sherman Oaks, California, might blame the increased weight, the limited availability, the poor wi-fi connection, or the release of games specifically designed for cats on the new iPad.

But no drawback mattered after he settled things with his HK53 assault rifle … and then his Benelli shotgun with custom ammunition (totally necessary).

See the video after the jump …

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