The conceptual design hasn't hit markets and there's no word on whether breathing heavily (or creepily) has any effect on how fast your phone will actually charge.
Lammoglia does note, however, that the AIRE mask can gather energy 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, which means you better dump your girlfriend and strap that that killer mask on tight.
You, friend, will never have a dead phone.
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