We're guessing Vince bangs a super model, a musician, or some San Francisco artsy type before he makes his next film, which will most assuredly be a biopic about Mark Wahlberg. (the only fitting way to end this semi-fictional meta-hand job that Marky Mark has crafted for himself).

But if you'd like to spend your time productively, we have five alternatives that are guaranteed to be more fulfilling than viewing the weekly half-hour of douchery. 

Because this show is a grown-up Toys-R-Us kid's wet dream come to life, there is a heavy focus on women, boozing, and partying with other celebs. But many of these aspects play second fiddle to the disgusting amount of cars this show parades.

Ten minutes into each episode, most gearheads already have blue balls and will find no sufficient payoff for the shameless advertising these luxury manufacturers definitely do not need.

It's like an episode of Top Gear, except you have to take out everything that's cool about Top Gear and replace it with shit. 

Combine with Activity #1 for even more fulfillment and satisfaction.

Life is about progression. Life is about change. Many of the best television shows share these aspects. Not Entourage. Entourage is a superficial show about a superficial industry. No one cares about anything of substance, unless of course you can put it up your nose or in your cup.Will they compare bling with Ludacris this week? Or play in a Celebrity Basketball game with Justin Bieber?

Will Ari be racist and mean and have to win everyone over again? And will Vince's behavior/friends/pornstar girlfriend jeopardize his career, only for everything to work out in the end? You could find the answers to these questions, or you can, you know, go outside and do something. Your call.