Fresh out of the gun show/NRA Convention over the weekend comes good news for every gun-toting woman with a need to keep her business under wraps.
Introducing the Flashbang.
According to the NRA, the band and leather strap will keep the holster steady while you pull your gun out of your cleavage -- "Simply pull up your shirt with one hand and pull down on your pistol with the other -- in a matter of seconds you've safely deployed your self-defense sidearm."
... given it doesn't slip out of your hands due to excessive boob sweat or give the impression that you're attempting to flash your attacker while you struggle to get the gun that's now dangerously wedged between your cans.
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The holster joins a line of sleek, fashionable women's items from the NRA including the Pink Digital Camo Cap, the NRA Sterling Silver Eagle Silhouette Pendant, the NRA Sterling Silver Eagle Necklace & Earrings, and the NRA Infant Bib for the little ones.
The Flashbang also comes in different sizes to fit different firearms that are all likely to show through your shirt (unless you have a seriously impressive rack).
But for under 40 bucks, the NRA logo never looked so sexy.