Fashion

Hairy Panties: Bringing Back the (Printed) Bush

If by some chance you're still wondering, Hairy Panties are exactly what they sound like -- women's underwear with screen-printed pubic hair.

How's that sounding for your Friday night?

Made from organic cotton, the women's "hipster"-style underwear (no surprise here) is designed and made in Finland by the brain trust at Nutty Tarts (also behind the Hairy Undershirt, Hairy Leggings, and the ever-popular Bad Face Day Paper Bag).

Whether you call them a priceless gender statement or a pricey gag gift (they're on sale through the Nutty Tarts website for almost $40), the Hairy Panties come with three guarantees:

- Instant feminist stardom status. - A surprised reaction from whoever's playing pitcher. - A depressing realization that you just spent $40 on something you could have had for free.

Cheers, eager beavers.

Follow Jackalope Ranch on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest.

KEEP PHOENIX NEW TIMES FREE... Since we started Phoenix New Times, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Phoenix, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Claire Lawton
Contact: Claire Lawton