painful to look when you haven't cleaned your mangy nails in three weeks, and instead of just drawing smiley faces and pizza slices on your nails with a marker, you've decided to go (semi) permanent. This just in: the dollar sign has two vertical lines and Coco Chanel is pissed.
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