The Salt River is a hot, muddy, and sometimes downright nasty place to be on the Fourth of July weekend. Lucky you, New Times was on scene to check out some serious river ware, catch some sun and to do some much needed relaxing. 

Who were the good (above), the bad, and the ugly? Check out the photos after the jump to find out. And check out our Salt River slideshow to be your own judge. 

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Note: Just because you're between two cute girls doesn't mean you have license to do the Usain Bolt.

Victor Palagano

Heads up, there's a patch of warm water somewhere around this guy.

Victor Palagano