Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Chris Jericho is quite the cad. In recent months, the villainous World Wrestling Entertainment icon has decked another man’s wife, cheated his way to the World Heavyweight Championship, and been an all-around cocky prick. Frankly, the dude needs a major-league ass-whupping, and we’re hoping that 6-foot-6, 300-pound Dave “The Animal” Batista gives it to him in spades when they face off for the title during WWE’s Cyber Sunday.

The interactive pay-per-view features rasslin’ fans voting on different aspects of the event via text messaging, such as which WWE superstar will referee the Jericho/Batista donnybrook (we betting it be “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels). Meanwhile, The Undertaker will battle The Big Show in a heated grudge match, and WWE champion Triple-H faces off against either Jeff Hardy or Vladimir Kozlov.

Sun., Oct. 26, 4 p.m., 2008
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