Make a 3D Gummy Bear Version of Yourself

A Japanese hackerspace/coffee shop, Fab Cafe, is offering patrons the chance to cast their likeness in fruit gummy bear just in time for White Day, a Japanese reverse Valentine’s Day. Because nothing could possibly be more romantic than presenting the women in your life with an edible cast of yourself…

February Restaurant Openings and Closings in Metro Phoenix

February saw at least one shocking closure as Old Town Whiskey shuttered rather abruptly to make room for me event space in The Saguro hotel. It also saw a number of new faces, including a bakery that sells sweet hand pies and the timely arrival of a Chicago mainstay. See…

Korean Kids Get Kicked Out of McDonald’s for $250 Fry Fracas

McDonald’s locations in Japan and South Korea recently dramatically reduced the cost of a large order of fries. The result? French fry parties where hordes of teenagers descend on the golden arches with cash and a desire to create some low-grade mayhem. See Also: –In-N-Out Burger, McDonald’s Fries and a…

Water Buffalo and Donkey Found In South African Mystery Meat

As if the horror across the pond concerning horse meat wasn’t enough, a recent study has revealed that more than two-thirds of the processed meat in South Africa is contaminated with, well, a lot of things. Meat scientists who conducted the testing estimated that fully 68 percent of the processed…

Cat Cafes Migrate to UK

London is poised for the opening of its very first cat cafe in the coming months. Modeled on the cat cafes in Tokyo and Taipei, Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium is a coffee shop with a wait staff that includes a clowder of cats. See Also: –The Grumpy Cat Tattoo (It…

World’s Most Expensive Starbucks Drink Costs $47.30

Meet the Quadriginoctuple Frap, possibly the most expensive drink you can order from Starbucks. This is a drink that started life as 48 shots of espresso and somehow managed to cram two bananas, matcha powder, and pretty much everything Starbucks is authorized to drizzle on your beverage. Final damage? $47.30…

Virginia Pizza Shop Offers 2nd Amendment Discount

Good news, gun owners (in Virginia): There’s a pizza shop in Virginia Beach willing to offer you a 15 percent discount if you’re packing heat. Jay Laze, owner of All Around Pizza and Deli, said he decided to start offering the deal after he saw a frozen yogurt shop in…

The Last Barfighter Is A Beer-Dispensing “Beercade”

Behold The Last Barfighter beercade, a digital arena in which two beer lovers do battle for the only prize that really matters: Beer. The beercade arose from North Carolina based, Big Boss Brewing Company desire to make beer tastings a little more engaging and interesting. See Also: –Adorable Wallace and…

This Is a White Love Castle Valentine’s Day

White Castle, clearly the classiest of classy dining establishments, have a standing policy of taking V-day to the next level at selected locations. While we’ve heard of this we’ve never actually seen inside a White Castle during their yearly metamorphosis in “Love Castle.” See Also: –In-N-Out Burger, McDonald’s Fries and…

Eatmecrunchy Bowl Keeps Cereal and Milk Separate For Optimal Crunchy

Humanity might not have the technology or motivation to stop 10 ton meteorites from pelting our planet but by damn have we finally licked the problem of soggy cereal. The Eatmecrunchy bowl is an ingenious device that keeps milk and cereal separated into two distinct sections except for a spoon…

Adorable Wallace and Gromit Inspired Contraption: Pancake-omatic

The pancake-omatic is an automatic pancake making machine built by a team of designers over at The Happy Egg Co, a UK based company that turns out free range eggs and egg products. Their blog points out the wildly popular stop-motion series, Wallace & Gromit, as obvious inspiration. See Also:…

Carnival Cruises’ Hamburger Horror On The High Seas

Here is a phrase you never want to hear associated with your vacation: “Cabin carpets are wet with urine and water. Toilets are overflowing inside cabins. We are having to sleep in the hallways. Onion and cucumber sandwich last night.” Those are the words attributed by ABC to a cruise…

Death of Another Heart Attack Salesman

Two years ago, the morbidly obese spokesman for Heart Attack Grill, Blair River, died of pneumonia, likely complicated by his extreme weight. Late last week, the current spokesman for that temple of excess was removed from life support after suffering a massive heart attack. See Also: –Death of a Heart…

The Most Expensive Cocktail in the World Now Costs $13,000

Apparently Salvatore’s Legacy lasted less than half a year because an Australian bartender has poured what is likely the new most expensive cocktail ever. See Also: –Watch This Man Pour the World’s Most Expensive and Oldest Cocktail –Cocktail Lovers’ Anti-Gift Guide: What NOT To Get The “Winston,” as in Sir…

Things Not To Eat For Valentine’s Day: Spanish Fly

We know that around this time people start panicking about V-Day plans. So we’d like to deliver you a PSA: Please, for the love of all that is holy and good, don’t try to spice your meal up with the “aphrodisiac” called Spanish Fly. See Also: –14 More Valley Places…

Vegan Strip Club (NSFW Obviously)

Portlandia has been running a promotional series called “Kumail Tours Portlandia” which tends to reveal that the exaggeration depicted in Portlandia is not all that much of an exaggeration. Case in point: the vegan strip club. See Also: –Tediberto’s Shut Down By Landlord –Chow Bella’s Gift Guide for the Vegetarian…