The Craigslist sale is simple. The script to Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt, a remake of the ’80s cult classic and Patrick Swayze heartthrob vehicle. The proposed star? None other than Guy Fieri, because… We’ll admit, we haven’t exactly figure out why Guy Fieri would be suited to such…
Welcome to that weird part of the internet where you see things you wish you could unsee. In this edition of Twilight Zone YouTube we present for your consideration the strange tale of autocannibalism in the pursuit of ice cream sales. Our subject? Little Baby’s Ice Cream, a Pennsylvania based…
Not to be outdone by NASA and its sexy mohawked engineers, the owners of Zog’s Dogs have struck back with a bold video showing the first… hot dog in space (sorta). Actually it has two distinctions. The first unprotected hot dog to visit the upper atmosphere and the first hot…
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Scottish craft beer company BrewDog is not fond of the massive corporate backing of the Olympic games. It is protesting the likes of McDonald’s and Heineken by producing a beer guaranteed to contain “at least 50 percent of your daily allowance of sarcasm.” BrewDog’s protest beer is called Never Mind…
Glendale is now home to a supermarket called LF Market Oriental & Seafood. As the name implies, LF Market specializes in ethnic food of the Asian persuasion. While we haven’t been able to get out to its distant north Valley location, it certainly sounds promising. Even if it doesn’t have…
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It was a rough, rough month for coffee and tea shops around the Valley. While we bid goodbye, at least temporarily, to places like Royal at Market, we also picked up some new faces. Scottsdale has a new place for fancy sausages and beer and downtown picked up a new…
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In a hot, poorly ventilated garage in Tempe, a young couple lost a lot of sleep so they could hammer out one the best Mass Effect cosplay costumes in time for the San Diego Comic Con Masquerade. David Lyon is an architect who has worked on everything from remodeling the…
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Brooklyn based artists Laura Ginn recently hosted a $100 a head gourmet dinner that used rat as it’s central ingredient. The meal, prepared by a professional chef, began with a “rat and pork pate” appetizer, followed with braised and grilled rat and finished with a sorbet. The dinner took place…
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Apparently the future of alcohol consumption isn’t inhaled booze but rather alcohol that tastes… like water? Cue the jokes about cheap beer. “Air” is a new adult beverage is currently rolling through a nationwide release. Release parties have popped up in several cities around the country, although sadly not Phoenix…
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After a week of high-profile condemnation for Chick-fil-A’s CEO’s public stance on gay marriage, the hits just keep on coming. The most recent defection is the Muppet’s own Jim Henson Company, which announced via Facebook that it would be forming no new partnerships with Chick-fil-A because of the company’s stance…
Ikea, haven to college students looking for cheap furniture and Swedish meatballs, has introduced a new product for the masses (at least in the UK): Ikea beer with a name just as unpronounceable as any of their other products. ÖL LJUS is a lager and ÖL MÖRK is a dark…
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